i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
Laws of Nature.
I CAN READ MINDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT
I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
“Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn’t look up. Well, maybe once.” - Isaac Asimov
Reasons to envy Issac Asimov:
- Mutton chops
Nightblogging the Musical
more like me the musical
I lost my shit at “what if you peed out of your nose.”
the end is the best part
WHAT IF YOUR FACE WAS SHAPED LIKE MEXICO
MY ROOMMATE AND I ARE HYPERVENTILATING OH GOD.
How can you be depressed after listening to this?
VICTORY IS MINE